one might say we're banned from that church
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
The feeling are messing with the penis
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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