sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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