what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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