dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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