check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
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