Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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