No awkward lesbian experiences without me
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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