This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
I love you.
Bad choice
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