She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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