I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
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