First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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