So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I need a beard to bite.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Randomize
