This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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