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giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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