Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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