But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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