So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Semen is not good for contacts.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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