hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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