Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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