Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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