Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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