I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I understand Curling. That high.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
