Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
this will be a night to untag.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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