woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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