just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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