What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Alive.
So much puke
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
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