it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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