this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I still have a little drunk in my system
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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