Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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