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My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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