yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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