god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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