Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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