ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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