Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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