Need sex. Gaining weight.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
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