dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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