The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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