vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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