oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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