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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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