i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
try to milk me bitch
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