Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
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