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if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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