Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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