Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Randomize
