My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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