I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Pants are for mortals
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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