a queef is a wish your heart makes.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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