Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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