The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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