she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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