I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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