She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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