Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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