Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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