This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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