So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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